Phoebe Quote #1530

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Mugging

Phoebe: Okay, I think we have a problem here.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Well, back in my mugging days, you know, I worked St. Mark's Comics.
Monica: Yeah?
Phoebe: Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice and preteen, comic-book nerds were my meat.
Monica: So?
Phoebe: Well, there was this one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said: -
Monica: "Geology rocks!"
Phoebe: "Geology rocks!"
Monica: Oh, my God.
Phoebe: I know. I mugged Ross!

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 ‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

Quote from Ross

Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

Quote from Ross

Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!