Ross Quote #1166

Quote from Ross in The One with the Mugging

Ross: Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone, when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says: "Give me your money, punk!"
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Ross: I know. And the worst part was, they took my backpack which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book, "Science Boy".
Monica: Oh, yeah. What was his super power again?
Ross: A super-human thirst for knowledge.

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 ‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes

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Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

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Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

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Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!