Chandler Quote #1704

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Mugging

Chandler: What am I supposed to do with these?
Monica: Come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time.
Chandler: Well, first of all, they're not called sneakers anymore. Apparently, they're called "kicks" or "skids." And I think I heard somebody say "slorps." Here, look, they've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around because apparently walking is too much exercise. "Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!"

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 ‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!

Quote from Ross

Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.

Quote from Ross

Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!