Monica Quote #940
Quote from Monica in The One with the Mugging
Monica: How'd the audition go?
Joey: Well, they want to see me again this afternoon, but, boy, Leonard Hayes did not like me.
Monica: What happened?
Joey: He said I wasn't urgent enough, you know. And that everything I did was horizontal [Joey makes a vertical gesture], and I should be more vertical [Joey makes a horizontal gesture]. Oh, and he said that I should think less.
Monica: Well, so far so good.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Mugging’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: You mugged me?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry. But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat. I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider. You know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now you and I have a great one.
Ross: It's not the best!
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job I think I would've been really good in advertising.
Monica: Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"
Ross: Yes, I did. I did. I should've written it down.
Quote from Ross
Lowell: All right, lady, now give me your purse.
Phoebe: No.
Ross: What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!