Phoebe: Oh, my God! This is huge! This is, this is bigger than huge. This is, like, all right, what's bigger than huge?
Joey: This?
Phoebe: Yes.

Phoebe: I miss Rose.
Chandler: Oh, yeah?
Phoebe: I know it's kind of weird, but she was a big part of my life there. You know, I don't know, I feel kind of alone.
Woman: You know, I couldn't help overhearing what you just said. I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life. How about we go get you a drink?
Phoebe: Okay. So nice.

Phoebe: The off-Broadway-play people said that you were "pretty but dumb."
Joey: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh, no wait. I'm sorry. That's "pretty dumb."

Phoebe: [singing] My sticky shoes, My sticky, sticky shoes, Why you stick on me? Baby.
Thanks for the lights, honey.

Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go with my new bluesy voice. But nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Monica: How about your mom dying? Or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that whoo-hoo thing.

Phoebe: [singing] And I'm still waiting For my papier-mache man.
Thank you, my babies.

Monica: Who is it?
Allesandro: It's Allesandro, from Allesandro's.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Allesandro: I want to talk to you about your review.
Monica: Call me on the phone.
Allesandro: What? So you can hang up on me?
Monica: I'll never going to let you up, so just go away.
Allesandro: Just give me a chance to-
Phoebe: Do you need to get in? Here you go.
Monica: No, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hey, Monica.

Monica: So now I'm not allowed to fire him?
Phoebe: You can't fire him and dump him in the same day, he'll kill himself.
Monica: Well then, I'll fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? Another week with that sip, I'll kill myself.

Phoebe: Oh, this must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. Spooky.

Phoebe: See, he gave up something but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up and there was this big plant outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.
Rachel: Okay. But, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I know I didn't love him.
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.