Monica: Don't get too cocky. Remember, I won the last one. Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Mike: You should really look in the mirror before you call yourself that.

Mike: And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins. Because items may shift during-
Phoebe: Oh, you're not good at this.

Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Phoebe: Oh. How lame. It's so tacky and impersonal.
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Oh, it's the worst way to propose.
Mike: Excuse me.

Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Mike: Yes. And thanks for all the wedding night advice. That didn't make me uncomfortable at all.

Phoebe: Careful. Careful. These are my rat babies.
Mike: Yeah, we have rat babies now.

Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?

Mike: Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of.
Bitsy: No, it's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Theodore: I crushed a pill and put it in her drink.