Joey Tribbiani: Food Quotes Page 3 of 5
Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
Quote from Joey in The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
Rachel: What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: I don't know, it's too hard.
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one.
Joey: Food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex- I don't know. Oh, God, I want both. I want- I want girls on bread!
Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)
Phoebe: [on the phone] Oh, so you're not homesick yet?
Joey: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: All right. Well, the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Who's seven?
Phoebe: Well, you know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies.
Joey: Aw, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: Ooh, pizza guy's here.
Joey: You ordered pizza without me?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you know, we were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special.
Joey: Two pizzas?
Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Waiter: Sir?
Joey: What's in it?
Waiter: Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta.
Joey: That's not food!
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Amy: Uh. Sure you want to eat that?
Joey: I'm curvy and I like it!
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
Joey: But we're getting rid of her, right? Please tell me we're getting rid of her?
Rachel: Joey, I can't do that.
Joey: Oh, come on. Last night I was finishing off a pizza, and she said: "Ooh, ooh, ooh. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips." I don't need that kind of talk in my house!
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Rats
[Emma cries]
Ross: Somebody's getting a little fussy.
Joey: You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They're forty minutes late.
Joey: I know.
Phoebe: I'm starving. I knew we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day.
Joey: What about me? I only had one lunch today.
Quote from Joey in The One with the Cooking Class
Teacher: Your fettecine alfredo looks a little dry. Did you use all your cheese?
Joey: When you say "use," do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"?
Teacher: And the cream?
Joey: Cheese makes me thirsty.
Teacher: Okay. Let's move on.
Joey: All right.
Quote from Joey in The One with the Ride-Along
Joey: Look, Chandler, it was instinct. Okay. I just went for it.
Chandler: So you risked your life for a sandwich?
Joey: I know it sounds crazy but, Chandler, this is the greatest sandwich in the world.
Quote from Joey in The One with the Ball
Joey: You realize we've been throwing this ball without dropping it for, like, an hour.
Ross: Are you serious?
Joey: Yeah, I realized it a half-hour ago, but I didn't want to say anything because I didn't wanna jinx it.
Ross: Wow. We are pretty good at this.
Joey: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, we totally forgot about lunch.
Joey: I think that's the first time I've ever missed a meal. Yeah, I think my pants are a little loose.