Quote from Ross in The One with the Blind Dates
Ross: Hey, what's wrong? Rachel: I just had a rough night. Ross: Oh. Crab cake? Well, what happened? Rachel: Well, this is kind of weird to talk to you about this, but- Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date. Rachel: Yeah. Ross: I did too. But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up? Rachel: Oh, no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left? Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?