Quote from Ross in The One with the Blind Dates
Waiter: Look, you got stood up. Who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house. Ross: Wow, free crab cakes? Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight. Waiter: Ooh. Ross: Just the crab cakes.