Quote from Chandler in The One Where Monica Sings
Chandler: Good, so you're moving on. Do you have any idea where you're moving on to? Ross: I don't know. I've got plenty of opportunities. I mean, just now, there was some woman at the coffeehouse smiled at me. And then the other day on the subway, a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand. Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life. Ross: And then, how about this. There's an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the interdepartmental potluck dinner. Chandler: Why did I get married?