Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Rachel: She needs changing. Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. I'll get her. I am super confident, totally responsible and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there, Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. [the plates fall to the ground and smash] Well, what do you know? I guess I'll be the one who dies first.