Phoebe: Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, I am.
His name's Mike. I should've told you.
David: No. Well, yeah.
Phoebe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
David: Well, it's okay. I understand. Well, are you happy with this guy?
Phoebe: I am happy.
David: Damn it. I'm sorry. I don't mean that. I want you to be happy. But only with me. No, that's not fair. Who cares. Leave him. I don't mean that. Yes, I do. I'm sorry. Um, I think I should probably go.
Phoebe: But, David, I just want you to know that, you know telling you this is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
David: Well, just so you know hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival, either.