Rachel: Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there and-
Ross: Oh, my God. You know what, I think you're right. Listen.
Rachel: What? What?
Ross: A pigeon. No. Wait. An eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught fire. The baby, seeing this, jumped across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrued this as an act of aggression and grabbed the baby in its talons. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.