Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Ross: Besides, you know, everything's gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping. Rachel: What if she jumps out of the bassinet? Ross: Can't hold her head up, but yeah jumped. Rachel: Oh, my God. I left the water running. Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay? Rachel: Wait. Did I leave the stove on? Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996.