Phoebe: So, all right, I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. Okay? I haven't had a real boyfriend. You know, if he can't handle it, then he can leave. Which he will.
And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever. You know, all right. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians.