Chandler: My boss and I worked out a deal where I'm in Tulsa four days a week. So the other three, I can be here with you.
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? No.
Chandler: I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not going to live in a different state than you for ... 208 days out of the year.
Chandler: That's fast math. We could use you in Tulsa.