Quote from Ross in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Nurse: I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have. Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross? Ross: Yeah? Rachel: Give her some money. Ross: I really think they're out of rooms. Rachel: They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people. What if I was the president? Ross: Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are.