Monica: I just want the baby to be born today.
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Monica: Okay, fine. I keep betting Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose again.
Ross: What? While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money? You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?
Rachel: I'll take that bet.
Ross: What?
Rachel: I'm miserable here. I may as well make some money out of it.
Ross: Can I get some of that action?
Monica: Wait a minute. Now I'm betting against all three of you?
Rachel: Honey. Don't worry about it. I really do feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen.
Monica: Oh, okay.
Rachel: [mouths] No way.