Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your name's going to be in this?
Joey: No. They really like me over there, though. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no.
Ross: Why'd you say no?
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. Who knows what I might say this time?
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say.