Judy Geller: It's just a little thing. While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why we told them you're married.
Ross: What?
Judy Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Ross: Dad? We have to pretend that we're married?
Jack Geller: Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.