Quote from Monica in The One in Massapequa
Chandler: What are you doing? Monica: I'm working on my toast for the party. Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002." Hey, check this out. Chandler: It's a dog. Monica: It's a dead dog. That's Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school. Chandler: It's your parents' anniversary and you're going to talk about their dead pet? Monica: It's good stuff, huh?