Jeff: I'm sorry. I'm staring. It's just that you have the most beautiful eyes.
Phoebe: Oh, stop it.
Jeff: And your breasts! Mm!
Phoebe: Okay. Look, uh, you're coming on a little strong. But I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants us to be together. So why don't we just start over? You can tell me about yourself.
Jeff: All right.
Phoebe: Okay.
Jeff: I write erotic novels for children.
Phoebe: What?
Jeff: They're wildly unpopular.
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Jeff: Also, you might be interested to know I have a Ph.D.
Phoebe: Wow. You do?
Jeff: Yep. A pretty huge-
Phoebe: All right.