Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Step Forward
Joey: Congratulations. You just got married. Ross: I know. Can you believe that? Phoebe: Wait. I'm sorry. What's the big deal about a holiday card? Ross: Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards. People who've been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards. What is she crazy? Joey: Hey, hey, hey. That's your wife you're talking about!