Monica: I have to fire him.
Phoebe: Why?
Monica: Because he's terrible. He's slow. He burns things. Last night he lit my pastry chef on fire.
Phoebe: Maybe he was just nervous. You know, you can be very intimidating. And besides, I've met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two.
Monica: Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished.