Quote from Joey in The One with the Videotape
Joey: Oh, I got something. Okay, it's this story that I came up with. Very romantic. I swear, any woman that hears it, they're like putty. Ross: Really? Okay, tell it to me. Joey: Now, you're gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it. But you have to remember, it is just the story. Ross: I'll try to control myself. Joey: Okay. Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe- Ross: You were backpacking across Europe? Joey: Have a nice six more months, Ross.