Quote from Joey in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)
Joey: Hey. Did Chandler show up yet? Rachel: We got him back. Everything's fine. Joey: Damn it! Rachel: What? Why? Where are you? Joey: I'm still on the set. Rachel: Joey, the wedding is in less than an hour. Joey: I know. I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get it. Rachel: Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to find another minister. Joey: No. No, I'm the minister. All right, look, put them both on the phone and I'll marry them right now. Rachel: Joey, I have to go. Joey: Hey, don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!