Joey: Hey. Did Chandler show up yet?
Rachel: We got him back. Everything's fine.
Joey: Damn it!
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Joey: I'm still on the set.
Rachel: Joey, the wedding is in less than an hour.
Joey: I know. I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get it.
Rachel: Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to find another minister.
Joey: No. No, I'm the minister. All right, look, put them both on the phone and I'll marry them right now.
Rachel: Joey, I have to go.
Joey: Hey, don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!