Ross: [inner monologue] She's your cousin. She's your cousin. If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick. Or would she? Let's back up for a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights.
She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run the sexiest movie ever. Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I'm going in.
Cassie: What the hell are you doing?
Ross: [inner monologue] Say something clever. Okay, doesn't have to be clever. Just has to be words. Say some words. Any words will do. Oh, my God, this is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! There is nothing you could say to make this worse so just say something!
Ross: I haven't had sex in a very long time. [inner monologue] Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything.