Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Moves Out
Ross: Dad, you really don't want to do that. Jack Geller: Come on, what's a little midlife crisis between friends? Richard: Jack, would you let it go? Jack Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You, you got your own little speedster. Richard: Guys. Seriously, it's not like that. Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could- Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence! Jack Geller: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.