Joey: "The winner is Joey Tribbiani!" "I honestly never expected this. I didn't prepare a speech, but I'd like to thank my parents, who've always been there for me. I'd also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel"-
Rachel: I'm fourth? Look at you with your little maple syrup award.
Joey: Maybe you don't tell anyone about this?
Rachel: What? It's no big deal. I do that too with my shampoo bottle.
Joey: Really?
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: What award are you practicing for?
Rachel: Grammy. Best New Artist.