Chandler: Well, I feel like a snack.
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? See, it's Scottish, like you are.
Chandler: Oh, no, thanks. I don't like anything from my Scottish heritage.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, it's just that my entire family was run out of Scotland by ... Vikings.
Ross: Well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to rediscover its Scottish roots.
Monica: You can't play bagpipes at the wedding!
Ross: How did you know about that?
Chandler: We heard you play from our apartment.
Ross: Were you the ones who called the cops?
Chandler: That's not really important right now.