Rachel: Okay look, I have an idea. Why don’t we- Why don’t we see what kind of numbers he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Phoebe: Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.
Rachel: I don’t think so.
Phoebe: Fine. All right. But I bet you'd be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.