Phoebe: This is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies. I'd like to talk to you about your toner needs.
Earl: I don't need any toner.
Phoebe: I hear what you're saying, but at our prices, everyone needs toner.
Earl: Not me.
Phoebe: May I ask why?
Earl: You want to know why? You want to know why?
Phoebe: I surely do.
Earl: Okay. I don't need any toner because I'm gonna kill myself.
Phoebe: [looking through the handbook] Um... Is that because you're out of toner?