Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Library Book
Chandler: Come on. Why are we here? Ross: Okay, okay, take a guess. Chandler: The hot chicks? Ross: Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, you know, for fun. And I typed mine in, and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation. It's here. It's right down here in the biggest library in the university. Chandler: Wow, that's actually pretty cool. Ross: Oh. There's also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina.