Quote from Rachel in The One After the Superbowl (Part 1)
Joey: My first fan mail. Monica: "Dear Dr. Ramoray: I love you and would do anything to have you." My gosh. "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford." Oh, wait. "P. S. Enclosed, please find fourteen of my eyelashes." Rachel: You know, in Crazy World, that means you're married.