Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler. Okay. So after a while he goes over to her and, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking, Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh, my God!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.