Joey: These really are the "days of our lives."
Monica: What?
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: I get a big pay raise.
Phoebe: Oh, hey.
Joey: I'll be playing Drake Ramoray's twin brother, Stryker.
Rachel: I get to hire my own assistant.
Joey: Well- I got a headrush from standing up too fast.