Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Assistant
Monica: What are we going to tell him? Ross: Well, the lighting was okay. Rachel: Oh, no you don't. You got lighting last time. Lighting is mine. Phoebe: I have costumes. Ross: Oh, great. That means I'm stuck with: "So we were watching you in there, and you were sitting right here. Whoa." Rachel: What are you going to do, Pheebs? Rachel: I don't know. I can't lie to him again. Oh, no, l- No. I'm just gonna press my breasts up against him. Chandler: And say nothing? Phoebe: Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right.