Chandler: So you understand. I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you didn't tell people what happened. You know, I'm a little embarrassed about it.
Jack Geller: I understand completely. There's nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy, I was unemployed and her father asked me what I did for a living. I told him I was a lawyer.
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Jack Geller: They never did. So if you ever see me giving them legal advice, just nod along.