Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Cookies
Monica: I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought it was funny. He'll be telling this story for years. Chandler: I don't want him to tell this story for years. Ross: Oh, but he will. He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp. Monica: I wasn't escaping. Ross: Then how'd you get caught in the barbed wire? Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel. Ross: You were trying to eat it!