Quote from Phoebe in The One with Monica's Thunder
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] We thought Phoebe would leave, But she just stayed and stayed, That's right, I'm here all night, And Chandler will never get- Chandler: Hey. Here's a dollar. Consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding. Thank you. Okay. Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Now who will perform the ceremony, Who will perform the cer- Oh, oh. I'll pound on him in the morning.