Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Joey: Now, listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay, so I gotta get in there by Thursday. Just remember Thursday. Can you remember Thursday? Chandler: Yeah, so Tuesday? Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this: The third day. All right, Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when, huh, what day? Thursday! The third day, okay? Chandler: Thank you.