Joey: Ooh, why don't you book a day for both of you at one of those romantic spas?
Phoebe: Joey, that's actually a really good idea.
Joey: And, of course, crotchless panties.
Chandler: Well, as appealing as that sounds to her boyfriend ... and her brother. I can't do that, we promised to make each other gifts this year.
Joey: You can't make crotchless panties? You take a pair of scissors and you just cut-