Quote from Chandler in The One with the Apothecary Table
Joey: Don't be mad. I'm sure she said it because she was nervous 'cause you guys are like my best friends. And it was our first date. Plus, she's really sick. Chandler: No. You said you made that up. Joey: I know, but don't you think the "sick" thing is way better than the "play" thing? Chandler: Well, they're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again."