Quote from Monica in The One Where Ross Got High
Monica: That's it. You know what? You've had your chance. Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college. Jack & Judy: What? Ross: You are such a tattletale. Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana? Jack and Judy: Yes. [both look at Chandler] Ross: I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry. Judy Geller: It was you? Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did.