Quote from Monica in The One with Ross's Teeth
Monica: I just think if we put just a little bit of makeup on you- Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! We're not 13 anymore. Monica: Ross, this is the only thing left that has a shot at working. Ross: But won't she notice I have makeup on? Monica: Please, half the guys out there have makeup on. Ross: What? Monica: I mean, half the people. Just try it and see.