Quote from Chandler in The One Where Phoebe Runs
Chandler: You know what we should do? We should start with the big stuff. You know, that'll be the easiest. Let's start with the couch. [Chandler lifts the couch up] I got it. Ross: Yeah, that doesn't look right. Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet right up on... Okay, here's what we do. We just move the couch closer to the coffee table. Ross: But then the back of the couch won't line up with back of the carpet. Chandler: Okay. Well, here. We'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch. Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area. Chandler: [high-pitched voice] Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the table... Ross!