Quote from Ross in The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
Ross: Oh, my God. I see what this is. You are in love with Rachel. Phoebe: What? Ross: Of course. It all adds up. I mean, you're obsessed with her. It's always: "Ross, what are going to do about Rachel? Ross, why are you moving in with Rachel? When are you going to confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her. Phoebe: No. Ross: [cell phone rings] Oh, saved by the bell.