Monica: I can't get married until I something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
Chandler: Okay, okay. Here's something blue and new.
Monica: You are so efficient. I love you.
Chandler: Let's go.
Monica: No, no, no. Wait. We need something old.
Chandler: Okay. I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
Monica: That'll work.
Chandler: I don't think so.