Quote from Ross in The One in Vegas (Part 2)
Ross: [on the phone] Yes, hello. I have a question. I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. A beard and a mustache. [laughs] Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know. It's like- Anyway, makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked. What do we do? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Thank you. [hangs up] Yeah, it's not coming off. Rachel: What? What else did he say? Ross: He said he thought I was funny.