Ross: [on the phone] Yes, hello. I have a question. I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.
A beard and a mustache. [laughs] Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know. It's like- Anyway, makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked. What do we do? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Thank you. [hangs up] Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: What? What else did he say?
Ross: He said he thought I was funny.