Dr. Miller: You got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops, three times a day for a week and you'll be as good as new.
Rachel: Yeah, no. No, I don't put things in my eye.
Dr. Miller: Okay, then. I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
Rachel: Great.
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops.